Posts

12-03-17

I hate when people say, "Can I 'ax' you a question?" No... an ax is something I'm going to kill you with... or chop down a tree with. Try asking me a question next time.

11-15-17

"What we are about to show you is highly confidential... so feel free to pull out your phone's and take a picture of it."

11-09-17

"That guy would never survive on Shark Tank."

11-07-17

I'm trying to be sympathetic and shit, and instead you're over here making my horney!!"

11-03-17

"Look at you... thinking of new ways to look crazy before you leave the house."

10-22-17

"People don't get it. Just because it's a little bit smaller isn't bad. It doesn't have to be this large sprawling thing."

10-20-17

"It felt strange not being sandwiched between two men... Just sayin'... It felt really strange."